HEY! Will someone hold the door open and help me with a few of these things? Thank goodness the Tavern is still open.
Here is a robotic Santa that gongs, sings and runs around at will. And a blow up moose. And an annoying penguin that dances and raps. And here's 12 little bottles that look like champagne but are actually a lethal malt beverage, some of them raspberry flavored, guaranteed to provide a two day headache and violent projectile vomiting.

I will be back with more...and DON'T LOCK THE DOOR!

I give a party and erstwhile friends bring me crap like this...grumble grumble grumble