I have a friend who is learning ventriloquism so she can make her parrot say rude words without teaching them to the bird. Apparently an episode of NYPD Blue featured a parrot who said douche bag, an one of her neighbors has been harassing her about it. So, she's going to have the parrot say douche bag to him. The parrot says "Hi there" on his own. But nothing else. Though he likes it when I sing "Dancing Beak to Beak" to him.