The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #87769   Message #1644278
Posted By: catspaw49
08-Jan-06 - 02:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: Quotes by famous Americans
Subject: RE: BS: Quotes by famous Americans
"Anyone who claims to be a man of God and has more than one suit of clothes while someone else has none, is a shyster...a con artist of the first order."

"I would never sell my country out, never.....What are they doing with that other guy? They got his pants down........Doesn't matter, I'm a patriot.......Why are they heating up that lead? I don't care, I'd never tell the secrets, never sell out my homeland.......Why are they sticking that funnel up his ass? They're not going to pour that hot lead into the funnel in his ass are they? WHOA-HO, JESUS CHRIST!!!....THEY POURED THE HOT LEAD IN HIS ASS!!!......Man, I'll tell all the secrets....Shit man, I'll make up secrets! Just don't give me the hot lead enema!.......................Yeah Jim, that's it ain't it? If you can take the hot lead enema, you can cast the first stone."

"There is only what is; what should be never existed."

...............Quotes from Leonard A. Schneider
                                    Stand-Up Philosopher


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