Kendall,
I was going up to the flea market to sell a couple of keepsakes so that I could buy another copy of your cd. You see my copy of Begineers luck got all sticky. I can explain that, however, but you might not want to hear the details. In any case the plan was to get some extra cash so that I could order some more copies of your cd. Unfortunately we were delayed when the sheriff stopped by to say he'd had to arrest mother down at the bass pro shop. He told us her story was she'd eaten a corn dog before going in to purchase night crawlers for tomorrow night's float fishing trip and she got the real bad farts. Well the clerk behind the bait counter thought she'd stole a couple of pints of fox urine which they had on special for 1.99 that week. I don't know why they locked her up, she didn't even have any pockets in that night gown she was wearing when she left. The sheriff said that she might have got off with a warning but she'd not even taken the Marlboro out of her mouth when she told the judge to French kiss her ass. To make a long story short, I don't have the cash to replace your excellent cd. But if you could front me the cash, I'm good for it.
cheers,
chance