Katrina Gate 101 for the Duck

Once upon a time, a very bad thing happened and some angry people from Saudi Arabia hyjacked 4 American Airliners and flew 2 of the into buildings in New York, 1 into the Pentagon and the last airliner crashed in a Pennsylvania woods. This occured on September 11th and so it has since just been referred to as "Nine Eleven".

Well, after nine-eleven, Presdent Bush confessed that his administartion had not "connected the dots" but promised to do better in the future even if it meant "hard work" because he said it was his job to "protect the American people".

So his inner circle of friends had secret "connect the dots/protect the American people" meetings and decided that FEMA didn't need to be a Department anymore and so they gutted it and demoted it.

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