Amos, why, pray tell, should the Secret Santa be a-nonny-moose?
Oh, because of the word secret probably. Good to see you using the word "Christmas" although it wasn't a requirement in this case.

"Snide?", maybe a time or too. Consistent? Always!

And I still am unaware of how the identifer 'G' means less than an "Amos", Peace, Donuel, BBruce or Little Hawk.
Was going to ask "am I thickheaded" but that would be a grave error here.