Truth bounces off of Spongebobert squarepanties like bullets off of Superman.

Here he sits in the garden spot of America preaching to his disciples about what goes on in New Orleans. Looks like some people at ground zero know a few things he don't.

I heard from an impeccable source that state and local authorities are the first responders.

Calling all cars, calling all cars. Now hear this. Send us every thing you have.