No scientific method will ever adequately explain the bizarre conundrum that is Bill D...

But spirituality could! ;-)

I have met people, by the way, who are religious about female breasts, providing they're really BIG ONES. Quite a few in fact. How great a danger do you suppose these rampant, fantasy-ridden, foaming fundamentalists pose to our society? What should be done about it? Is re-education a priority or would internment camps be the way to go? Dare we contemplate...a final solution????