Wunnerful start, youse guys!   

Flash, Mousee Feliciano, Mickey Flambe, MMario -- all of yez! LOL


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Guess I oughta add my own bit of 'cheese' to the mix. §;-D



Hot, Hot Mousie Brown

(Parody by Genie
With apologies to Jim Croce)

Fort Sumner down New Mexico,
Where January grass is brown.
If you go down there, you better all beware
Of a rat name Mousie Brown.

Well, it's Hot, hot Mousie Brown
Hottest mouse in the whole damn town
Hotter than Godiva's gown,
Fast enough for Churchill Downs!

Well, ol' Luciano Mares
Spend a weekend doin' chores,
Sees a mousie munchin' on his lunch
Of salami and petit fours.

Luciano trap that mousie
While he be burnin' leaves outside,
Think he'll practice him some pest control
An' jes' watch that rodent die.

He throw ol' Brownie on the pile
As the flames keep gettin higher.
But that furry scurry right on back
'Cross the yard like a house on fire!

Hot, hot Mousie Brown
Meanest mouse in the whole damn town
Hotter than Vulcan's crown,
Burnin' all the housies down!

Now that racing rodent, he ignite
All the grass 'neath the window sill,
And the whole damn house go up in smoke
From a critter kinda hard to kill!

Hot, hot Mousie Brown
Meanest mouse in the whole damn town
Hotter than Funky Town,
Burnin' all the housies down!

Luciano shriek in horror
An' he tear his hair and curse!
Thought the Painted Desert, it was hot,
But a windblown mouse was worse!

Now they never find ol' Mousie,
So the legend, it begin,
And some say he still roam that town
When the fire meet the desert wind!

Yeah, it was Hot, hot Mousie Brown
Fastest mouse in the whole damn town
Rodent of great renown,
Burnin' all the housies down!

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And, BTW,
Brownie, you're doin' a heck of a job!