I think I've posted this before, so apologies if you've already seen it.

I was asked for "Varnish Me Foreskin" (=Banish Misfortune) by a drunk at a session several years ago.

Also the "Clumsy Lover" became "Cecil Parkinson's Jig" at one long-running session for a while (this will appeal only to UK 'Catters)!

I'm sure I'll think of a few more after an ale or two!

All the best,

mcmoo