This one's not much competition for you, Genie; "Hot, Hot Mousie Brown" still has me grinning.


Mousie, Mousie, Mousie, don't you know you done wrong;
You crept into my kitchen when the meal was on.
I dumped you in the embers, but you ran me a race,
And now you're settin' fire to the whole damn place!
I've been at this job too long!