With their legs off, they can't be featured in "Rodent Track Magazine anymore, but they at least can't pull any Hamster-ing muscles. Furthermore, with no arms, they can't play those "Gilled" guitars underwater any more...

And we won't get to hear:

"...She was only a Hampster
In a gilled-ed tank..."



"...If I had a hamster
I'd hamster in the morning
I'd hamster in the evening
All over the place...
It's the Gerbil Of Justice
It's the Guinea Pig of Free-ee-dom (Aren't we all!)..."




"Dis Nine pound hamster (HUNH!)
Killed and ate John Henry (HUNH!)
Spit out de bones, Lawd, Lawd,
And he spit out de bones (HUNH!)


....and all our other favorites.

But I've got to hit the rodent, Jack! See you folks later.....