Terrorists capture Bill Clinton, Al Gore And George Bubbya Bush. They sentence them to death by firing squad. First they put Clinton up against a wall. Just before the firing squad shoots him, he yells "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone runs for cover, and Clinton jumps over the wall and escapes.

Gradually, the firing squad reassembles, and puts Gore up against the wall. Just before they are goinig to shoot him, he yells, "LOOK OUT! A TORNADO!!!"

Everyone runs for cover, and Gore jumps over the wall and escapes.

Meanwhile, Dubbya has been watching all this, and thinks to himself, "I get it. Just before the execution, I yell out an alarm of some natural disaster, and everyone scatters, and I can escape." The squad puts him up against the wall. Just before they shoot, Dubbya yells out

















FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!