Here In France last year they put on a programme about a very famous Petomane.He would"perform"on stage,on his back,legs in the air while holding a match.He drew wild applaus for his efforts.I had to leave the room,followed by my son.Talk about a fart in a spacesuit.My Croatian wife tried to teach our son to count in her language.She could never get beyond the n°5,because the n°5 is "pet" which in French means fart.To him it sounded like:Un-deux_trois-quatre---fart.