The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #87974   Message #1647720
Posted By: Severn
13-Jan-06 - 08:56 AM
Thread Name: BS: Hamsters with gills
Subject: RE: BS: Hamsters with gals
No, no orcs. Lionel Hampster was famous for only good vibes.

However, since Igor Beaver & His Orch. Of The Dammed seems to have taken over the bandstand, I guess anything goes. These guys got the BIG bucks ...

Shhhhh! He's about to strike up his opening number, a Bossa
Gnaw-va type thing....


Soft an warm and young and tender,
The Beaver From Ipana goes walking
And when she passes, all the boys go,
"Aww gee Wally! No cleavage?!?! And she's got a flat tail!"

(I'll leave the rest to the beavers and your imaginations.)