Having lost 100 pounds, and having the doctor order me off the gargle... I offer this small bit of joy in the face of abstinence...

Dr. Otways Diet Delight...

In a large wine glass place about three tea-spoons of International Delight French Vanilla Fat Free creamer.
Slowly add your favorite diet Vanilla Soda,
If you want to be really a wildman sprikle nutmeg on top,
Remove shoes,
Put on either Eric Bogal, The Bothy Band, or Rankin Family on the CD, and watch the pounds slip away...
Enjoy
Larry