Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen
(A-hem...)

I wish to propose that a new Government Department be instituted.
I speak here of The Ministry Of Silly Names'.

Do we have any other nominees?

I believe, however that because I have the silliest name of all of you, I should be chosen to head this very important arm of our Civil Service.

I leave the podium to the floor.

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