HA! Pretty lil' Duckboots doesn't want any o' you ol' geezers--she wants some young & healthy redhead (like me) with nothing but a guitar and a star to dream on...and isn't afraid to wear a kilt! BTW I have advanced computer graphics skills (it's my major, isn't it?) and CAN produce false death certificates--so if you need some help, I'm your man. Also, I stay away from Ferris Wheels. I'm afraid of heights.

--Mbo