The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1649631
Posted By: Rapparee
16-Jan-06 - 01:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I get the distinct impression I've been missing out on something for many years.

You have been, but we didn't want you to know. Since you've figured it out for yourself that you've been missing something, I'll give you a quick (and incomplete) idea of what you've been missing.

Finging is a scato/socio/porno/econo/ecologoical activity that involved three live ducks, a warthog (the animal, not the airplane), two other people of the same but opposite sex, a cozy woolen blanket, two quarts of raspberries, a bottle of good booze (your choice), a couple of mushrooms, two dead chickens, and both of your hands. Some people also include an armadillo and either a cat or an alligator (a crocodile will do in a pinch) as well. Perverts will add catsup (or ketchup.

If you don't have two hands none or more will work just fine.

Finging is a wonderful, ecstatic experience that many have compared to The Rapture. You feel your body filling with music, indescribably wonderful music, and at the peak of the experience you KNOW. You KNOW everything, all of the whys and wherefores, the hows and whats and whos and who did what and EVERYTHING.

And that's why we haven't told you. Everyone else knows, though.