Jesus gives me the answers personally. Really. Here's how :

Have you ever seen those magic 8 balls ? You ask it a yes or no question and then turn it over ? The answer then appears in a little glass window. Well - for Christmas I received a big pink plastic Jesus. And when you turn him over the answers appear on the bottom. Answers like "Let me ask my Dad" and "Not a chance in Hell" and "Pray about it".

Now if I have a question I can get the answers from Jesus directly. No more middlemen like Pat Robertson.

So if anyone has a question and wants an answer from my big pink plastic Jesus send me a PM and I'll get you an answer. Love offerings are not neccessary but appreciated.

Offer good for a limited time and to Mudcat members only. If I like you. Sorry - no guests.