Hey, there's a New Zealand one, and it has tuis and pipis and things in it.
And my Dad tried to teach me the Beaulieu one, but he only knew 'three french whores, two double doors and lord montauge of beaulieu' which sucked. So thanks guys, you've got TWO versions of that on here - both slightlyd ifferent to my Dad's...
Hey, on holiday, when my brother was eating us out of house and home every morning, we made up another:

On the Xth day of Christmas, Henry had for breakfast:
1 - a plate of toast and baked beans
2 - two sausages
3 - three black puddings
4 - four fried eggs
5 - five stinky curries
6 - six bits of toast
7 - seven glasses of juice
8 - eight red apples
9 - nine omelettes
10 - ten Weet-a-bix
11 - eleven ham steaks
12 - New Forest ponies