Royston - steady on there - I've never been to Vasey

The secret to not losing your capo - if only there was an answer

I found one of my plectrums hidden in a jar of Marmite yesterday - I can't remember putting it there

A Eurovision folk competition held at the Bull - perhaps we could get Terry Wogan or Princess Anne

As London is getting the Olympics; all the dominoes matches will be held in Barton - I'm in training for the super heavyweight division

Blimey Breezy - I have trouble getting out of the village - you've filled up me social diary for the next year - Where is Bodmin - is it a Moor or a Less

Open mic tomorrow - come along and liberate your fret board