Well, you've got the gracie fields version of the words (where the nudist is male)- but i want the leslie sarony version (where the nudist is female)! I have it on 78, but the words are rather indecipherable most of the time.

the verse i can remember fully:


Can i ask you a question?
Yes!
A question!
What?
A question?!
It's something i can't figure out - I hope you won't say no
No!
It's all about my sister
what?
my sister!
who?
my sister!
oh!
She's joined a nudist colony, so what I want to know -
What can you give a nudist for her birthday?
[[a word that sounds like "charleston!"-??]]
the things i used to buy her would be wrong -
I'd send a cheque, but dash it! how could she go out and cash it?!
what can you give a nudist when her birthday comes along?





the other verses won't make sense written down by me, but if anyone can help any more than this feeble effort, i'd be very grateful

Fynn

Fynn Titford-Mock