That's hard to believe, Elmer. I've admired you all my life. My middle name is Elmer, named after my Father. I also have a nifty Elmer Fudd figure in full hunting gear with red rubber boots and hunting jacket sitting up on a shelf here in my office. I especially aadmired you because you were able to overcome a speach defect and become a star. Now you tell me that you're a shallow, materialistic moron. Say it isn't true Elmer. The next thing you'll tell me is that Dayy Duck does drugs.

Jerry