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Thread #30161   Message #1650741
Posted By: GUEST,Mary
18-Jan-06 - 05:12 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: The Big Effen Bee (Matt McGinn)
Subject: Lyr Add: THE BIG EFFEN BEE (Matt McGinn)
I've not long left a msg asking for the words and then found the MP3!!!
The words dont do justice to the story as Matt McGinn has lots of pauses and emphases that aren't apparent here.
I didn't do the whiole explanatory bit as I didn't know what he was saying at the end of it! LOL

Goad, jist checked the dates of previous posttings...5 years ago!!!

Explanatory start..
There's a cute town called Effen .....jist outside Edinburgh, jist 800 miles outside Edinburgh…'s in France!
It's famous for it's honey so there's an awfie lot of bees

                            The Big Effen Bee
                                           Matt McGinn

"He kept bees in the old town of Effen,
An Effen bee-keeper was he,
And one day this wee Effen bee-keeper
Was stung by a big Effen bee

Now this big Effen bee-keeper's
Wee effen wife for the big Effen polis she ran
For there's nobody can sort out a big Effen bee
Like a big Effen polisman can

Now the big Effen polisman he did his nut
And he ran down the main Effen street
In his haun wis a big Effen bat
He'd big Effen boots oan his feet

Now the polis got hold of this big Effen bee
And he twisted the Effen bee's wings
But this Effen bee got his own back
For this big Effen bee had 2 stings

Now they're baith in the Effen museum
And the Effen folk oaffen come see
The remains of the big Effen polis
Stung to death by the big Effen Bee