I will make this offer! For the low, low price of ONLY $850.00 (US currency, no checks, just cash) I will send you, POST PAID!! a pair of my used boxer shorts!

As a further enducement, for only US $150.00 more I will not launder them!

But wait! There's more!

You can get TWO, yes TWO!, pairs of my unwashed boxer shorts for only US $2,500.00! And they will be sent post paid!

Hurry, because we can't afford to leave this offer open for long!




(Offer void were prohibited by law, good sense, or good hygiene.)