Don, I'm with you on the world domination thing. I was just about to tell you "don't make me come over there!"

"I'm no expert, just good at what I do." Didn't Yogi Berra say that?

I guess what it comes down to is finding the simplest, sanest solution. I can't really understand the amount of spite required for someone to want to ruin this for everybody, or even try to force the concert host to jump through a bunch of hoops. Re-modeling a bathroom that is private 99.7% of the year because one person might have to use it is ridiculous. Anyway, it seems there are a few easy ways to nip this in the bud, mainly involving the technicality of 'private' vs. 'public'.