Sowabona Nghosi's everywhere

Curse you Europeans with your soft hands & big brother witchcraft

Thanks to you, my wives are revolting

Why did you steal all our aloe plants to put in your toilet paper

Are your bottoms that smelly?

Must go - wife No. 8 has fallen off the roof - I told her No. 4 had dusted it yesterday

Hamba Gahla

HRH

I thought the children were at public school in England - niggerballs%&%&^(*^&(*&&(&()(*)_*