Just for the record here are the words to the parody verse mentioned above. Given to me by a lady in a Melbourne nursing home. She said her mother taught them to her.

That's the wrong way to tickle Mary,
That's the wrong way to kiss!
Don't you know that over here, lad,
They like it best like this!
Hooray pour le Francais!
Farewell, Angleterre!
We didn't know the way to tickle Mary,
But we learned how, over there!

Cheers, Joy