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Thread #88204 Message #1652211
Posted By: Raptor
20-Jan-06 - 03:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: OBIT: Chongo the Chimp.
Subject: BS: OBIT: Chongo the Chimp.
Today at 1:43 pm at Soldiers Memorial Animal Hospital Chongo the Chimp passed away. He was found in a dark ally last night with a Heroin needle in his arm and a dead hooker by his side. He was rushed to hospital but in a deep coma. Family have yet to be notified. When interviewed a close neibour said " He Kept to himself much of the time except for his Flinging fesies around and masterbating wildly, But I thought all monkeys did that."