Rumours of my passin' are wildly exaggerated. Lemme tell you a thing or two about Raptor. Number one, the guy's a total f*ckup from the word "go". All he does on a daily basis, besides harassin' the female population of Ontario, is sit around like a big, fat lump watchin' "Trailer Park Boys", "The Sopranos", and cheap porno. He hadda turn the whole city of Barrie upsidedown just to find a chair with springs strong enough to hold out under his weight! If Raptor had black hair, and more of it, he would look a lot like yer typical pool hall gorilla...the kind that would sell his own mother's gold teeth without blinkin'. Raptor is a guy who has personally assaulted frogs, and aided and abetted in the kidnapping of a famous showbiz personality who IS a frog. I have witnesses to back me up on that. Raptor is a sick puppy, and he reads books about stuff like that too. Raptor is jealous of me, because I can still fit into a size 16 shirt and button it up afterward.

One other thing. Raptor loves golf. He is crazy about it. He wants to turn the whole world into a golf course. But he can't play it worth a damn. He triple bogies every hole. His handicap is 118. This has turned him bitter and hostile against the world. That's why he started this thread, I figure.

- Chongo