Micca, like a dog cares about far*s...
You can't stick a cork in or they explode, or the cork shoots out... oh, hang on...

You can't put a cork in old Clancy
T'would make him do a dog dance, he
Might chase his tail
(Quite likely he'll fail)
But on the down side, it's really quite chancey

You can't cork a canine, it's true
What might o'cur if you do
Powered by gas
T'will be shot from dog's ass
Unless you secure it with glue

Everybody assuming it's gasseous. If it's worse than that, I don't think I want to know, but you, and Clancy, have my sympathy.