Gee, it's been a year and a half since this pointless thread was started. How little things have changed.

I'm still an idiot.

The thread is still "stoopid" and "dumb ass". Sorcha is still on my shitlist for calling it "stoopid" and "dumb ass", though that's nothing new 'cause she's always calling my threads "stoopid" and "dumb ass" which pretty much guarantees her lifetime membership on said shitlist.

And I still don't know what sheep want, but I have eliminated a few things. I know sheep don't want lambchops or mutton for dinner. Similarly, a case of mint jelly is probably not on your average sheep's Christmas list. And I'm pretty sure sheep don't want spatulas, though they'd probably like them if they'd just give them a try. Just think of all the sheep who aren't employed my McDonalds because of their silly spatula phobia.

Anything else is pretty much open season. Sheep may very well want crumpets, which puts them one up on me because I don't believe I want crumpets. In fact, I'm not quite sure what crumpets are. If they're anything like funnel cakes I definitely don't want them.

And rumor has it that sheep are really fond of mangelwurzels.