And one to explain what in heaven's name the connection between light bulbs and arses can possibly be,
one to ask who invented light-bulb jokes, when, where, why, and whether?
and one to realise that we might not hAve enough catters to do all the above.
and one to ask if the bulbs fall out because of a faulty thread, or, as it's known in the trade, a thread-drift.

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