"Newkyewler wepponz?" They'z makin' newkyewler wepponz! Nyewke 'em 'n pave 'em!"

"Uh, Mr. President?"

"Yew heered me!"

"Now, Mr. President, it's my duty to remind you of the proper protocol, you must first . . ."

"Dooty!? PROTOCOL!!? Who'ze the dadgum prezeedint hyar? Now gimmee thet thar red button!"

   "Now dubblepew, how many times do I have to tell you that those dumb voters'll get real mad and vote for a democrat next time & all our oil cronies'll be hoppin mad'n squeeze us real tight in the family jewels'n again, n'maybe even start sinkin' our tankers again'n leak somore stuff to the press we don't want em t'know 'bout 'n . . ."

"Ok, ok, chain, I won't punch it yet."