Gervase - you owe me a cup of herbal tea and a new keyboard... and possibly new nasal passages as the presence of lemon tea in them is causing some distress. Has your poopy puppy discovered the shit lined chimney yet?

Giok, I have raised my fat balls as far up as I can reach, it was the bits that fell off it that the pussy had.... thus giving him the clear out of his short little life... The tits are content to come lower, but it's difficult keeping the balls out of the reach of the pussy.

I must add that the sweet little kitty has also has his fair shair of local fauna too.... ranging from baby mice, to a rat the size of a Jack Russell dog. It was the finding of a single bird claw under the sofa that really put the cap on it.


LTS