George Bush
had a cute little tush
famous from from here to Hindu Kush
no wonder his pants fitted him so flush
the crowds saw his bottom, they went wild, he'd got 'em
from the end to the start, applauding each fart!
it was a marvellous tone, rather like a trombone
playing 'Almost Grown' or 'Rose of San Antone'
And I'm his friend, I feel my heart rend
Every time you people condescend
to George Bush, and his cute litle tush
It's just you're listenin'
to the wrong end.