Mudcat Café message #1655880

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Thread #88336 Message #1655880
Posted By: Abby Sale
26-Jan-06 - 08:56 AM
Thread Name: happy? – Jan 26 ('I did not have sex')
Subject: happy? – Jan 26 ('I did not have sex')

42nd US President Bill Clinton declares to reporters:

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." –

1/26/1998


          One morning my fair lady found me,
          In the arms of our young chamber maid,
          And when she demanded an answer,
          Oh, these are the words that I said:
                  I never had sex with that woman,
                  Though the contrary comes to your mind,
                  I never had sex with that woman,
                  Depending on how it's defined!
  
                           Words © 1998, Stephen L. Suffet with Ada Prill