Well Pixie I heard your tours of all those low joints [ankles?] in Aldershot were for the purposes of research, and that you were plannning to open a Morris and Pole Dancing dive called Bells and Baldricks. With Idris as the main attraction, just strutting around in those leather trousers that some female Mudcatters still dream about! Jolene I hear will be doing the dance of the Seven Army Surplus Blankets, complete with soft music and iron rations.
It is no good denying it I have seen the business cards in phone boxes as far south as Basra.
Giok