Folk club we had locally some years ago used to do the local Mumming Play every Christmas, (St George & the Turkish Knight).
Our St George would have made a great Little John (the phrase ....brick privy.... springs to mind), Best laugh of the evening always came from the intro line which our Father Christmas gave himself (In comes I, Old Fart(h)er Chris-me-aas) Can't think why!
Ah Happy Days!

Brian Q