On this day:


In 2079, A final Grand Unified Theory is determined, and it turns out the universe was created by beings which are too far beyond our imagination for me to descibe, in their equivilent of a drunken bet.

In 2015, the other assisins of JFK come forward.

and in 3701, a Canadian team made up of clones of William Shatner wins the Superbowl, which you funny colonials seem to make a slight fuss over....