Holy flip. Gettin' touchy, aren't we? Awrighttt...I figger...ya got, like, one in Isreal, eh? I think so. Then...ya got one in Eye-Raq. Cos Bush says he is bringin' democracy to Eye-Raq, and he would not lie, eh? Then...ya got one in Eye-Ran cos they just re-elected that there guy that...no, wait...they did not RE-elect him cos he was mahor of the capital city before so...okay they EEE-lected him. Ya got an election, ya got a demorcacy, that's what they tell me. Then ya got Turkey. I think they had elections there too, eh? holy flip. that makes...5! Then ya got the Pastelininas and they elected Hummus. that makes 6. Geez. It's breakin' out all over the flippin' place. They got more democracy there than we do here.
Them other places like Syria and Myangmar and the Vatican, though...and North Korea...are not democracyhs so I expect Bush will invade 'em soon and save those poor peo[ple from thesmeslevs before it's, like, too late.