The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1659409
Posted By: Rapparee
01-Feb-06 - 03:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Amos! Thou callest me ignorant? Youknave, you rascal, you are an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking knave; a whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and who art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch! Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou!. What a brazen-faced varlet, to so insult me! You rogue, you whoreson, cullionly, barber-monger! You rascal, you puppet's part, you neat slave, you whoreson zed! You unnecessary letter! You unbolted villain, you paint for the wall of a jakes, you wagtail!