The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1659780
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
01-Feb-06 - 10:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Proper Etiquette For the New and Prospective Alien Abductee
1) Do not wear a tinfoil hat. It may reflect the abductor ray back to the spaceship and short something out which may result in an unwanted release of antimatter into the local atmosphere. Trust us, you don't want that to happen.
2) If abducted by a species lacking a proboscis, bear in mind that they've probably heard the "No nose is good nose!" line about seven to the thirteenth power times and it's no longer funny.
3) Don't expect to be asked to stay for dinner. Eat a light meal before going to the abduction.
4) Observe the "No Smoking" signs. If the aliens want you to smoke, they'll set you on fire.