A real health risk.


GONORRHEA LECTIM 2004

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through
dangerous and high-risk behavior. It is called Gonorrhea Lectim and
pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the
previous four years.

Cognitive characteristics of infected individuals include:

anti-social personality disorders
delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones
extreme cognitive dissonance
inability to incorporate new information
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia
inability to accept responsibility for one's actions
cowardice masked by misplaced bravado
uncontrolled facial smirking
ignorance of geography and history
tendencies towards evangelical theocracy
categorical all-or-nothing behavior

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease,
which originated only a few years ago, has spread throughout the country
from an infected bush found in Texas.