Good start, Greg; what then? Iraq descends into civil war; other nations get brought in (power abhors a vaccuum, and Iraq's neighbors will undoubtedly feel like they have a stake in the outcome); access to the world's energy resources is so badly curtailed (like it or not, the entire industrialized world still runs on oil) that there are catastrophic global economic consequences -- until some other major power, or combination of powers, decides to exercise its own particular brand of control over the situation.

Sounds to me like your plan might create a few problems of its own. But that's okay, because I'm sure you and Cindy will be there to straighten things out for us. Maybe you can even print up a few new t-shirts; that's sure to help.