Asking for driving directions in Maine brings to mind a lot of punch lines, everything from "You can't get theah from heah" to "Practice!"

My last trip to Maine included the directions: "Go to where the road turned right and a house burned down on the left. Turn left where the house used to be." (The frightening thing is that those directions worked!)

But if you need a serious answer, you might try asking for directions at www.mapquest.com

--Charlie Baum