Red faces all round at the Royal Bank of Scotland!
They sent out details of a new help line about Chip & Pin technology to thousands of customers. Unfortunately, the 'phone number they quoted was a sex chat line!
They have now apologised to all concerned, but apparently, only two customers rang up to point out the error. Makes you think!

Hello central, gimme long distant phone,
Want to shake my chip while I shout and groan,
Hello central, gimme long distant phone!

FC