I happen to like Green Green Grass of Home - it's sickly sweet, yeah! I'll grant that but at least it's got a LITTLE bit of genuine pathos - if you want truly regurgative prison fare - Yellow Ribbon was a stinker that has become ridiculously cliched by the number of times captives of any sort receive homecomings to gazillions of yellow ribbons tied around anything upright - - - including the welcoming committee!

And as for this thread being ridiculous - I humbly beg to differ - no, screw it - You're wrong - it's not ridiculous it's a lot of fun.
If the truth be told, once upon a time we probably secretly LIKED all those songs that now make us nauseated - that's half the fun of it (OK - Achy Breaky Heart was never loved by ANYone - - - - - EVER - except mabe Billy Ray Cyrus; and with a name like that he deserved to like it)

Mutt