Cath, you are certainly not "Dumb".

But let's praise be !! Holmfirth air selling for £3.20 ! That's cheap ! Us locals all know the value and extraordinary quality of the air we breath in these parts and know it is the breathing SPA of the northern hemisphere !

This must be a U.S.P ( unique selling point ) for this years Holmfirth Festival of Folk. Sell the issue of good full-lungs of Holmfirth air. No matter smokey pubs and venues, all comers to the festival will benefit greatly from the healing and heady air of the valley. My God it's the new Lourdes !!!
Bits of lungs can be coughed up but it won't matter because they will heal and repair.
I can feel a God thing coming on and am convinced this festival will be blessed above and beyond all others.

Just hope no Stigmatas occur 'cause spilt blood can make the floor in the Nook very slippy !!